45 Hilarious and Honest Boy Mom Quotes You’ll Love
Raising boys will change your life forever. These heartwarming and hilarious boy mom quotes capture some of the magic and chaos that comes with raising boys.
I remember the moment my son was born.
My heart melted when I saw his sweet face and held him in my arms; it was definitely love at first sight.
However, I had no idea what I was in for.
Growing up with two sisters and already raising a daughter, I was completely clueless when it came to raising boys.
My entire life had been full of dance recitals, dolls and bows.
I learned quickly that life with boys was a completely different animal…literally!
If you’re reading this, I am guessing that you are a boy mom too and understand exactly what I am talking about.
Our sons are precious, sweet and loving…while also being disgusting, dirty dare-devils all at the same time.
No matter how many times they scare us half-to-death it seems they turn around and melt our hearts with an unexpected hug.
It’s this constant balance between both ends of the spectrum that makes being a boy mom so fun and powerful.
Today we are sharing over 40 boy mom quotes that capture the unique experience of raising boys including all the laughs and the tremendous amount of love that comes along with it.
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Funny Boy Mom Quotes
“Little boys bring you just to the brink of insanity before gently easing you off the edge with a sweet kiss and laughter from a perfectly timed fart.”
“When you’re a boy mom you get to say things like, We can’t have nice things because you will pee on them.”
“You’re going to miss this someday – I whisper to myself as I’m shot in the butt with a Nerf Gun while unclogging the toilet.”
“Boys; less drama than girls but harder to keep alive.”
“A boy is truth with dirt on its face, beauty with a cut on its finger, wisdom with bubble gum in its hair, and the hope of the future with a frog in its pocket.”
“You know you’re a boy mom when your entire world is coffee and chaos.”
“I raise boys…nothing scares me.”
“You know you’re a boy mom when everything in your house is either lost, dirty or broken.”
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“Raising boys is an extreme sport, that’s why I wear workout clothes everyday.”
“He believed he could, so he did….and now he’s in timeout.”