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45 Hilarious and Honest Boy Mom Quotes You’ll Love

Raising boys will change your life forever. These heartwarming and hilarious boy mom quotes capture some of the magic and chaos that comes with raising boys.

45 Boy Mom Quotes

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I remember the moment my son was born.

My heart melted when I saw his sweet face and held him in my arms; it was definitely love at first sight.

However, I had no idea what I was in for.

Growing up with two sisters and already raising a daughter, I was completely clueless when it came to raising boys.

My entire life had been full of dance recitals, dolls and bows.

I learned quickly that life with boys was a completely different animal…literally!

If you’re reading this, I am guessing that you are a boy mom too and understand exactly what I am talking about.

Our sons are precious, sweet and loving…while also being disgusting, dirty dare-devils all at the same time.

No matter how many times they scare us half-to-death it seems they turn around and melt our hearts with an unexpected hug.

It’s this constant balance between both ends of the spectrum that makes being a boy mom so fun and powerful.

Today we are sharing over 40  boy mom quotes that capture the unique experience of raising boys including all the laughs and the tremendous amount of love that comes along with it. 

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Funny Boy Mom Quotes

“Little boys bring you just to the brink of insanity before gently easing you off the edge with a sweet kiss and laughter from a perfectly timed fart.”

Boy Mom Quotes | “When you’re a boy mom you get to say things like, We can’t have nice things because you will pee on them.”

“When you’re a boy mom you get to say things like, We can’t have nice things because you will pee on them.”

“You're going to miss this someday - I whisper to myself as I’m shot in the butt with a Nerf Gun while unclogging the toilet.”

“You’re going to miss this someday – I whisper to myself as I’m shot in the butt with a Nerf Gun while unclogging the toilet.”

“Boys; less drama than girls but harder to keep alive.”

“Boys; less drama than girls but harder to keep alive.”

“A boy is truth with dirt on its face, beauty with a cut on its finger, wisdom with bubble gum in its hair, and the hope of the future with a frog in its pocket.”

“A boy is truth with dirt on its face, beauty with a cut on its finger, wisdom with bubble gum in its hair, and the hope of the future with a frog in its pocket.”

Boy Mom Quotes | You know you’re a boy mom when your entire world is coffee and chaos.

“You know you’re a boy mom when your entire world is coffee and chaos.”

Raising Boys Quote | “I raise boys...nothing scares me.”

“I raise boys…nothing scares me.”

Quotes for Boy Moms | “You know you’re a boy mom when everything in your house is either lost, dirty or broken.”

“You know you’re a boy mom when everything in your house is either lost, dirty or broken.”

Quotes for mothers of boys | “Raising boys is an extreme sport, that’s why I wear workout clothes everyday.”

“Raising boys is an extreme sport, that’s why I wear workout clothes everyday.”

Quotes for Moms with Sons  “He believed he could, so he did….and now he’s in timeout.”

“He believed he could, so he did….and now he’s in timeout.”

“Raising a son will make you stronger, braver and more comfortable with dirt than you ever imagined.”

“Loving your son means accepting him just the way he is; stinky, dirty and loud.”

“If you’ve debated the acceptable amount of time before changing a pair of underwear, you’re probably a mom of boys.”

“I’m a boy mom. That means it’s impossible to scare me or gross me out.”

“You know you’re a boy mom when everything in your house is either lost, dirty or broken.”

“I support wildlife…I’m raising boys.”

Short Boy Mom Quotes

“Boy Mom: It’s an experience, not a description”

“His little hands stole my heart and his little feet ran away with it.”

“Boy Mom: Messy, Exhausted, Blessed.”

“Heaven on Earth is looking at my little boy” – Jenny McCarthy

“Moms of boys work from son up to son down.”

“He may drive me crazy, but someday this boy will change the world.”

“What an honor it is to be a boy mom.”

“I am proud of many things I’ve done in this life, but nothing beats being a boy mom.”

“Life is better with boys.”

“Boy Mom; like a regular mom but messier.”

Mama’s Boy Quotes

“And she loved a little boy very much – even more than she loved herself.” -Shel Silverstein

“Little boys can test your patience, run you ragged and make you want to pull your hair out. But they will also melt your heart with just one look, and make you wonder how you ever existed before them.” -Katie Bingham Smith

“Your little boy will hold your hand for a little while, but they will hold your heart for a lifetime.”

“As soon as I saw you I knew an adventure was going to happen.” – Winnie the Pooh

“One day he’ll outgrow your lap, but he’ll never be too big to hold in your heart.”

“I have a son, who is my heart. A wonderful young man, daring and loving and strong and kind.” -Maya Angelou

“You are loved for the boy you are, the man you will become and the son you will always be.”

“No joy on Earth brings greater pleasure than a little boy to love and treasure.”

“Sons may grow into men and grow out of their toys, but in the hearts of their mothers they are still their little boys.”

“You are loved for the boy you are, the man you will become, and the precious son you will always be”

“Boys are meant for kisses and hugs. For watching rainbows and catching bugs. For sharing all of your favorite things. For books to read and songs to sing.”

“Raising boys has made me a more generous woman than I really am.” -Mary Kay Blakely

“It’s amazing that my greatest source of chaos can also be my greatest joy.”

“Life as a boy mom isn’t easy. It’s a life full of energy, chaos and adventure. It also means that life is more meaningful.”

“You think dads are protective of their little girls? Just try a mom with a little boy.”

“God knew exactly what he was doing when he gave me a son.”

“Being a boy mom means your home and your heart will be full of adventure, love and laughs.”

“Raising boys will change your life. You’ll realize how boring life was before.”

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